If Making Money Online Was a 9-5 Job
Having escaped the clutches of the 9-5 just three weeks ago I am really loving the freedom that I have to work for myself. But my family and friends still have 9-5 jobs and tell me their woes. This got me thinking, if making money online was an actual 9-5 job that people did, imagine the horrors that could come from your boss’ mouth…
Monday
Jim’s off sick so you’re down for increasing PageRank today. We’re at 3 at the moment, I think 5 is doable. Thanks for stepping in.
Tuesday
I’ve noticed that our sausage making blog is bringing in over a thousand new RSS subscribers every month now. Good job! Shame it took you two years to figure it out. Anyway, we’re going to bring in some University students to create some more blogs so can you write up some notes for them today so they can do the same? Excellent.
Wednesday
George in sales gave me the August report that showed that 40% of our sales come from our email list. Well I had an idea - I figure, if we’re currently emailing out to our list every day, why not just email them 10 times per day, that way we can get a 10-fold increase in profits! Sort that out for me. You’re a STAR!
Thursday
Have you heard about this website called Digg? It’s a real hit and apparently it sends 20k visitors with every submission. We’re changing our policies as a result. All new pages will be submitted to Digg from now on. Implement that and oh, and if there are any more sites like that, add them to the list will you? Super.
Friday
The new client that we took on wants to rank for the keyword “hairy bottoms” but unfortunately none of his 723 pages rank for it. Didn’t you get number #1 on Google for a keyword last week? Brilliant work! I told the client that it was a BIG JOB - I figured I’d work in some slack time so I’ve allocated you TWO whole weeks!
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Kmi Fleming Meridian
October 12, 2007
Hi Caroline,
…and that’s not counting the overtime hours or taking work home with you!
Second read and I’m still laughing!
Kim